funny...

~~embarassing moment~~
Arulah is a very shy boy. he goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sittinf at the counter. after an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and ask timidly, "Excuse me, would you mind if i chatted with you for awhile?"

she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, i won't sleep with you tonight!" everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

naturally, arulah is hopelessly and completely embarassed and he slinks back to his table.

after a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologies. she smiles at him and says, "i'm sorry if i embarassed you. you see, i'm graduate student in psychology and i'm studying how people respond to embarassing situations."

to which he responds, at top of his lungs. "What do you mean two hundred ringgit?"

:P

~~Under Fiction~~

Q : Where can men over the age of 60 find young, sexy women who are interested in them?
A : Try bookstore. Under "Fiction"

~~Handsome Man~~

Three elderly ladies went to a nightclub, only to find the place packed with young people. At 40, they felt old, but before they could make dignified exit, a tall, handsome man approached them.

"Perhaps we are eing a little hasty in leaving." remarked on eof the ladies when she saw the handsome man.

Then with a big smile, th eman extended his hand to one of the ladies and said, "Hello. Remember me? You were my tahun tiga teacher!"

~~Goodbye~~

"May i see you pretty soon?" Sujesh aksked as he said goodbye to his girlfriend.

"Why?" she replied in a hurt tone. "Don't you think i'm pretty now?"